THe following are the minutes from the Hash Run we attended - I don't write the minutes, some raunchy Brit (Mama Hash) does it, so don't blame me if you find it offensive. And don't say I didn't warn you!!
Run no 1318 - 1 June 2009
Location: Spitz’n’Swallow & Camp Bed’s Abode opposite DYC
Hares: Camp bed, Spare & Just Greg
On another bloody Monday only made worse by the lack of decent company the run was according to Just Sid (doesn’t he lack a proper hash name...) ‘amazing’ – whatever you’re on, I want some! The walk on the other hand was crap-ish and on a scale from 1-10 given a 9 – must be an American way of counting.. Just look at their economy!
The front hare – Just Greg (at least for now) – seemed to have a problem both with holding the checks and with hats in the circle, and had a down-down for this.
Announcements:
- Next week’s hash @ the Jingle Residence on Transit Supermarket Road
- Shaggi hagish and his loyal MLP look-a-like horsi announced a 501 Darts tournament to take place at the GnD on Tuesday Evening 2 June.
- Daisy announced that USMC Latin Night 2nd edition would take place @ the Marine house at the American Embassy on Friday evening 5 June – Which is also the Danish Constitution Day.. Hooray!! – Bar opens at 19.30 (that’s half seven or 7.30 pm!)
- Shaggi (who just can’t get enough of warm safari) encouraged the Hash to show up at TTCL on New Bagamoyo Road on Saturday afternoon 14.30 for 15.00 to support the hash team participating in the Knight Challenge – hash heroes!
- Dominatrix then foolishly tried to persuade the hash to get out of bed and go running at 6.30 (that’s am!) on Sunday morning.. Half marathon starting at Swedish school. You won’t be there either sweetheart, not when we’re done with you!
- And on behalf of Tiny, who managed to show up half way through the run and leave before the circle, once again the Vodacom fun run & marathon taking place on 21 June was announced– also bloody early on a Sunday morning.
Lots of down-downs to SnS the wannabe darter, the mighty knights of the Hash, an extra round for flatulence for his inability of keeping his mouth shut when others are talking (that’s actually even when they are NOT talking), Just Castro (seems to be a HUGE backlog on naming people) who was promoted to Sergeant today and many more...
Today’s RA Prawn generously handed out down-downs first to forgetful ones and then the triple was taken into use first to the Ripper, Camp bed & Just Greg for doing a useless job setting the run and afterwards trying hard to screw it up. Then the official chosen few and the unofficial few and finally SnS & a wide selection of accomplices for getting lost on the walk.
Virgins:
Mafisa from Arusha-sha, brought by Jingle Boobs preferring missionaries..
Swair from San Fransisco, brought by SnS, preferring woman on top – sounds a bit exotic for a GUY from SF..
Mike from Seattle, brought by Sns & Camp Bed, likes it lobster style
Mara from Ohio/Seattle, brought by Sns & Camp Bed, wants it on the table!
Andy from South Carolina, brought by 3 fingers, Likes it all
Erin from Chicago, brought by Tiffany, does it criss cross..!
Returnees, lack of t-shirts and purchasing of such.. Swair returning after 10 years, Hot Safari & Topless Wonder being hash haberdashery department, Prawn.. Drink it down-down-down..
Hashit..
The ‘Purple Dame’ Ripper kindly handed over the hashit regalia to Just Greg for his useless attempt of being a hare, since other nominees were Nasty for liking the rubber gloves – another hash hero! – and SnS for... No f*ing idea, but the GM also wants to have sex tonight so Karibu Greg, tough sh*t! Down-down to the hashit soon formerly to be known as Just Greg and his just as useless Godfathers..
Suggestions were: Front running Bastard (which of course isn’t valid), Wrong Turn, PREMATURE EJACULATION or Hare the f*ck are we?
And without any alternatives Just Greg will here after, blessed by the great gizmo in the sky, be known to the hash as PREMATURE EJACULATION
The swarm of virgins re-entered the circle for the usual lame attempt of singing SLSC but what’s to expect from a bunch of piss-heads...
ON ON!
H G
